Saturday, 28 June 2008

Perinorte Mall and La Feria de Chapultapec

Our last day in Mexico City and we had 2 parks and some more sightseeing to take in. We started the day with a drive to the Perinorte Mall, a 40 minute taxi drive north out of the city. The mall houses a small indoor park called Perimagico.

Well we got there in good time, in fact probably too early. Not only was the park not open but with the exception of the main supermarket none of the shops were open either. So we hung about, and waited and waited and waited. Then a coffee place opened up and we ordered smoothies with cream on top. More on that later.

The park itself is pretty compact, they've done a really good job fitting the wheel in.

Then the park opened but at the exclusive use of a small class of school kids who were taken from ride to ride in small groups. Being on the receiving end of this privilege I fully appreciate why the public sometimes get a bit miffed when they see our club doing the same thing. Unfortunately I couldn't exactly vent at a group of 4-year olds so I bit my lip until it bled. When we finally got in we had to endure the giggles of the park staff who were a little bit bemused at two adults wanting to enter the park, but there was no issue letting us ride once we'd got passed that.

El Huracan is the kiddy coaster and is often the case circles the entire park, one nice touch is the circle around a spin ride. The brake run gives a quick peek behind the scenes, no theming there just maintenance.

Having seen all there is in Perimagico (easily done in around a quarter of an hour, once they let you in) we then headed back into Mexico City. Along the way we passed this strange piece of art, at least I guess that's what it is. From afar it looks like lego skyscrapers. Our driver did tell us what it represents but I've since forgotten what.

More street graffiti along the way

A little piece of England in Mexico City. Sir Winston Churchill's is an English themed restaurant. I guess for Briton's visiting Mexico who don't like Mexican food, this is the safest place to eat. However we merely drove past it.

Soon after we arrived at park number 2, La Feria Chapultapec. This park used to be owned by the government and is located in the Bosque de Chapultapec, the city's main park, home to many galleries museums and this little nugget of entertainment of the thrill-seeking kind.

When we arrived it was the new ride that welcomed us. Montana Infinitum used to be based in the UK under the guise "Magnum Force" being sponsored by an ice cream. In Mexico it's sponsored by a communications company.

We had a little difficulty getting into the park. We bought a ticket but couldn't enter with my backpack. When we tried checking it into the cloakroom the woman wouldn't accept it, and I couldn't quite understand why. It wasn't ticking or leaking anything radioactive. With the aid of a rather bored, but armed, park guard we figured out that to check the bag in we needed to buy another ticket from the ticket booth, so going back there and showing her the bag meant we got the cloakroom ticket, which meant the bag could be checked in. Why don't they teach you this stuff in Spanish class? Much more useful than the rubbish they usually teach you like how to tell a doctor your mouse is sick. So now you know how it works you needn't feel so stoopid!

The park itself certainly looked very colourful but also very empty. Nice! The big wooden coaster in the background is Montana Rusa.

It's one of only three mobius wooden racing coasters in the world (if you start on the left-hand side you'll return on the right and vice versa). Having ridden the other two in Blackpool and Kennywood getting this one would complete the set!

The first ride however we chose to do was Cascabel, the Schwarzkopf Shuttle Loop. I'd ridden quite a few of these around the world and they're fun rides. With the park as empty as it was they weren't launching the train until a sufficient number of people had boarded the train so we may have had to hang about. As it happens I was just about to board when my stomach decided it wanted to do something else. So I had to beat a hasty retreat and sprint out of the station, across the empty park and into the toilets. I don't know what the locals would have thought of
a) seeing someone leg it from a station
b) seeing someone sprint across the park (I don't run that often so its not the most athletic looking technique)
c) hearing someone letting out a loud sigh of relief having made it to the toilet in time

That aside I did make it back pride intact and made it onto the ride, which was pretty good actually. Not the best launch in the world though; the one at Knottsberry Farm is still my favourite.



Coasters aside the park has quite a good selection of kiddy friendly spin rides. There's a clear division between the extreme coasters for the teens and adults and these gentle rides for the children.

Having said that you wouldn't want to put your children in one of these unless you hated them.

The slide was particularly amusing in that it wasn't slippy enough to make it over the steps so if a kid got stuck the operator would descend the slide and kick them over the edge.

We thought we'd give the wooden coaster a go, admittedly we'd not seen it running but when we got near the station we were told it wasn't running and had been down for some time. Arse!

A little disappointing not to get to ride it but it gave us a reason to come back one day and the good thing about being positive like that is that you don't have to commit to any particular day, I don't see it being anytime soon though. That's just me bringing back the pessimism.

The park has a upcharged haunted walkthrough but we didn't fancy checking it out.

Opposite it was the spinning mouse, which used to be situated where the new Schwarzkopf now is. It's now been delegated to the back of the park between the wooden coaster and the main road that bisects the park.

The ride was having issues with constant e-stops and restarts. Having been ejected from the queue when it was almost our turn we decided to stock up on some water and hang about on the off chance that if it reopened again we could get in first. A plan which took some time but did happen, and it broke down on us again too. Rather than evacuating us, we did get to complete the circuit after being stuck for 10 minutes in the heat, fortunately I'd sat on my cap rather than having left it in the station so was able to wear that whilst the engineers sorted it out.

After our failure the engineers I guess had had enough for the day and left the ride out of action for the remainder of our day there, so we were quite fortunate we got to ride it. It makes me wonder if they stuck with it because two tourists were in the queue.

The water splash would have offered some respite from the sun but I was worried that it would wash off the sun cream so gave it a miss. I''m also not a fan of those plastic screens that deflect the water back into the boat.

Some icey themed attraction under the wooden coaster that was also closed. I'm pretty certain that panda should be leaning on something, an over-sized bottle of a well-known fizzy drink perhaps? I'm guessing the park wanted the creature statue for their attraction just not the corporate sponsorship that came with it.

Homeboy hiphop greenfly in the house!

This is not a coaster but that is a dog in spandex.

Onto the other Schwarzkopf now. Being fairly new and perhaps more intense than the other rides in the park there's a pre-ride routine to endure before they'll let you ride.

You have to stand on the markers, those that don't get tazered.

You're made to look at the signs, which indicate how to ride. No hunchbacks or sunbathers are allowed to ride. Only green people who appreciate handlebars allowed.

The ride itself is great if a little intense, particularly in the heat. The ride ops thought we'd appreciate riding in the back, which was a nice gesture but wow was it hard to ride there. The forces are really strong in the rear....of the train I mean.

Still its a great ride and has relocated very well.

Having finished with the park we chose to walk back to the hotel through the Bosque (well to be honest I was up for the walk, poor Jeppe wasn't so keen to do all of it on foot).

Bosque Magico

A view from an overpass near the park. The funky looking buildings are part of the children's museum I think.

Some South Park inspired mural on a children's school closeby. Soon after this we tried crossing another bridge only to be stopped by two armed soldiers. It turns out the bridge wasn't a public accessible one as it led to the president's residence that is inside the park. Again, not wanting to get shot or deported I didn't bring the camera out.

A weird billboard for eggs in fancy dress. The chickens seem impressed anyway. After a short detour alongside some motorways and under a subway where the smell of urine coupled with the heat made the aroma particularly enticing to the nose, we found ourselves back in the park and under the shade of its many trees.

A squirrel in the park. In the UK we only have grey, here there were grey, black and I swear I saw a red one too.

How many squirrels can you see in this shot? Now, how many ninjas can you see? The two women were particularly popular with the rodents. I'm wondering if they were looking for dinner and baiting the squirrels for that purpose.

They were everywhere, and a couple of them came over to us in the off chance we would offer them food. We never had any though.

This one is drinking water from a leaking tap, ninja style!

A small enclave of shops and eateries in the centre of the park.

Now that's a clever use of plastic, turning the bottles into a bin.

Some statue arrangement on the outer edge of the park.

A strange piece of art, of which there was quite a lot around the city.

Crossing over another overpass. The two guys on the island between the lanes would run out in front of the traffic (when stopped dummy!) and entertain the drivers for cash. We'd seen quite a bit of this on our travels around Mexico City and they ranged from jugglers to tumblers to the typical window washers. These guys would take it in turns to jump up and down on their hands.

As you can see here. I wonder if competition is introduced when the circus comes to town or if these guys go looking for work there?

More skyscrapers

I took this only because there wasn't much stencil activity going on in Mexico City and this was the only piece I saw that day. It looks like Chopper, that Australian psycho guy, but then I wonder why would that feature here in Mexico.

A pagoda in the Japanese garden part of the park. We weren't allowed in as it had closed, this was taken through the outer fence.

Animal topiary

This is the razor sharp tower, home to the Mexican division of Gillette. The building consists of two towers for extra performance, and I think there is an additional building around the back.

After a short walk (I say "short", others might say "bloody hell Malcolm, where the hell are you dragging me. We've been walking for flipping hours and my feet hurt and I have blisters the size of my feet") we arrived at the Anthropological Museum. The museum only had an hour left of opening time and I was in two minds about wanting to go in, but Jeppe convinced me otherwise and I'm glad he did. The place was amazing and the highlight of the day.

The place gives a very good background of the tribes that lived in Mexico from the Mayans to the Aztecs to the Olmecs and include some amazing pieces of art from those periods. What made it particularly special was that they'd designed the grounds of the museum to look like a little jungle so as you walked through you'd come across statues and temples exactly as they would have been originally.



Having seen this sort of stuff at theme parks and in Tomb Raider games it was great to see the original pieces first hand.


Indiana Jeppe emerges from one of the temples.

Bow down before the Gods!


This is an Olmec head. It looks like a boxer I can't quite put my finger on (because we weren't allowed to touch it).


The roof really is only being supported by that pillar. Incredible!

Inside the museum were some amazing pieces of Mexican stuff (how technical does that sound?)




This shows how the temples consisted of layers with other temples within the outer one.

This is the most important relic in Mexican history; The Stone of the Sun. Originally believed to be a representation of the Aztec calendar it was discovered to be a ceremonial Frisbee thrown by giants who stood over 20ft tall...or perhaps that's just the output of my stupid imagination. It takes centre stage in the main hall.






Liking how the colour has been preserved on this one.



Some rich colours here too. As you walked around the exhibits they just seemed to get better and better and a couple of the pieces were actually taking my breath away.


I think this was my favourite piece of all of them. I thought the gargoyle type heads were stunning and the retention colour in such an old piece superb.

The museum was brilliant and I definitely recommend it to fans of Tom Raider.

Back outside the museum, this piece looks like those arty speakers that are sold for a small fortune, or the bad guys from Day of the Tentacle, for those who remember that.

Beware of the elephant, a creature indigenous to the urban Mexican landscape. In the UK we have foxes, in Mexico it is the elephant you may find searching through your rubbish in the early hours. Actually it's a sign for the nearby zoo, which probably has pachyderms in it.

Crossing yet another overpass. The reforma road cuts through the park and we were following it back to the hotel.

The park has a castle within it from which you're supposed to get a nice view up the Reforma avenue. However it was closed when we got to it having sacrificed the trip to this for the museum, which I believe to have been the right choice anyway.


The entrance to the castle is protected by 2 stone lions who shoot laser beams at anyone who tries to enter the park when its closed. Or am I confusing that with the sphinxes (sphinixi?) in Neverending story.

Lazy copper on Segway

A nice art-deco ish looking building that reminded me of the MI5 headquarters in London, although that one is greenish in colour.

Most of the traffic coppers in Mexico City were female. I think they should make a Mexican version of CHiPs. I'd watch it!

Traffic cop with a death wish in the middle of the traffic blowing her whistle whilst her friend looks on.

This is the statue of La Diana Cazadora and when I did a search in Wikipedia all that came up was a page for a female Mexican wrestler. Now I don't quite think the city would put up a statue in honour of a 20-year old wrestler. I mean, I don't think America has one of Hulk Hogan and he's a much bigger superstar. I'm therefore assuming the wrestler has taken her name in honour of some older women who did something notable in Mexican history probably with a bow and arrow, and it is her who is honoured in this statue.

The Angel of Independance, indicating we were nearly at the hotel.

Another stopped traffic vendor, this one was sponsored though and was selling cigarettes and the like.

This had been our busiest day so far with two parks and a 5-mile walk around the city sightseeing, but it was a good way to end Mexico City. With the exception of not seeing any Lucha-Libre and Bullfighting, which I'd like to have seen but which weren't on in the days we were there, I had seen everything I'd wanted to.

The next day we'd be saying "adios" to Mexico City for a very brief and intense day in Guadalajara